Old friend: “We should meet up and do something sometime”
*never meets up*
*gets a C in Sociology essay*
Teacher: “that’s surprising”
Me: “yeah I know, I didn’t like the question very much”
Teacher: “really? I thought that question was really easy”
Well thanks for making me feel like shit.
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"